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"Tranny to the rescue!!!"

October 30th, 2010, 1:48 pm

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Edit October 30th, 2010, 2:17 pm

And like I said, the sub-section logos are gone. Might take a while to get used to this, but oh well...

SO! It's been a while since I've made a Final Fantasy rant, so there ya go! And of course, it's about Final Fantasy 7. The whole series has plenty of stuff to rant about, but for some reason, I always get back to picking on Final Fantasy VII... why could that be?

Maybe because they had a fuckload of people working on that game's story, and somehow, there are PLENTY on unnexcusable moments of stupidity. This being yet another one of 'em.

So, time for a lil' explaining: Tifa, one of the game's main female characters, was taken to a mansion that belongs to a perverted mafia leader of sorts, called Don Corneo. Cloud and Aeris go in to save her, but Cloud can't go in, since no men are allowed inside, apart from the Don's henchmen. So far, so good.

Of course, Aeris comes up with a flawless plan, which... involves dressing Cloud as a girl, in order for them both to get in.

I know, I know... this is supposed to be a humorous scene, in which Cloud is exposed to an embarrassing situation... BUT COME ON!!! Just knock the guy out, go in, rescue Tifa, and get the fuck outta there! While they were taking time getting the dress and the goddamn wig for Cloud, Tifa could've been raped by a hundred men... TWICE! Yes, ladies and gentlemen... they tryed to shove a comedic scene while a female is most probably about to get raped! Clever writing, huh?.. not so much.

But what trully bugs me is that once inside, Cloud takes off the costume, changing back to how he was. I'm gonna go over this again...

... Somehow, Cloud Strife, the main character of Final Fantasy VII, managed to dress up as a girl, while still being able to carry his gigantic sword, huge shoulderpad and SOLDIER uniform underneath.

And don't use the "where does he keep the potions" excuse. Those are NOT a part of the story, while his sword is! One thing is to try to write comedy... another is to kick logic in the face, and do something stupid for no particular reason!

Well, that's it, for now. I could go on and on on how stupid and unnecessary this part of the story is, but... the game has 3 disks of stupidity, and I got other stiff to take care of, at the moment. XD

Edit October 23rd, 2017, 5:27 pm

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