First of all, I'd like to give credit to Kit, who usually comments on this comic. He gave me an idea for a rant, even if indirectly, so I thought it'd be worth mentioning him. If ya wanna know exactly how I came up with this, just check the previous rant's comments. You'll find Kit's, eventually.
So, yeah... Chuck Norris jokes have gone out of fashion a good while ago, but I believe the situation called for it. :P