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"Who's the boss?!... beats me..."

April 9th, 2011, 9:09 am

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Edit April 9th, 2011, 9:33 am

What? You really thought I'd be running out of stuff from Final Fantasy VII to rant about? Fat chance!

So, yeah... Jenova. A woman that gives the heroes work to do even years after she gets her head chopped off. Somehow, her rotten body parts can turn into hideous lumps of whatever-that-thing-is-supposed-to-be, in order to fight out heroes (or eco-terrorists? Your pick...).

Am I the only one who finds this to be something out of an 8 year-old's mind? If she's dead, she's DEAD! Treat her like such, goddammit! If that's a common trait of the cetra race (their corpse turning into powerful beasts), then it wouldn't be such a bad idea to be dragging Aerith's corpse along, now, would it?

... since we already have a white-haired emo with an oversized katana dragging along the corpse of his mother... sort of.

Edit May 1st, 2017, 1:11 am

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