"What the crap?!"

March 22nd, 2012, 4:43 pm



Edit March 22nd, 2012, 5:02 pm

Yes, I got to finally play Pokémon White... and honestly? FUCK IT! Buuuuuuut I'll get to explaining that later. I'm not that far ahead yet (by the time I'm uploading this)... But so far, let's just say that I'm quite disapointed, as I'm aware that a lot of people are.

I'm aware that there's not much of a joke, but... honestly, do I even have to?! Nintendo has the whole joke written out for me! Takeshi's reaction is barely necessary!

So, yeah... That piece of text IS in the game! Appearently people used that critter's shit to keep themselves warm. Hey, geniuses... It's a fire pokémon! Ask him to make some fire for ya! You twats!

If you ever captured a Darumaka and didn't pay attention to the dex data, go take a look. Keep in mind, this is just for the White version! Fortunately, Pokémon Black's dex entry for this lil' guy is more... normal, so to speak. Here it is:

"When its internal fire is burning, it cannot calm down and it runs around. When the fire diminishes, it falls asleep. "

So, yeah... not much to rant about, this time. But don't think I'll stop ranting about Gen5 so soon, oooooh, no... There's a lot more for me to complain!

But for now... Seeya next time! ^^

Edit May 21st, 2019, 3:49 pm


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