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"Dual STFU!"

December 19th, 2009, 7:10 pm

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Edit December 19th, 2009, 7:10 pm

Well, hello again, and welcome to another one of my glorious... Bah, there's no need for this crap...

"Resident Evil 4", and "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time". Two games that are classics, the latter being my favourite game ever. They're so different from each other in so many ways, and yet, they seem to share one thing in common... a stupid bitch who keeps annoying you through the whole fuckin' game! One of 'em, while she's got a nice pair of tits, is stupid as hell, and her shrieking voice can shatter bulletproof glass! While the other one is a flying light bulb who demands your attention all the fucking time, with her "Hey, Listen" bullshit!

However, from the two, I think the most annoying is Ashley, from Resident Evil 4. At least Navi actually gives us hints, and is used for the lock-on system. Ashley does nothing more than getting in front of you, while you're shooting at the enemies, even though she's not present during the whole game, unlike Navi, who's constantly nagging you. Ashley wins my "annoying award", but not by a large difference. In the end, they're both annoying as shit, and the games they're in could've been better if they weren't so stupid (Ashley) or constantly demanding your attention (Navi).

Edit May 1st, 2017, 1:08 am

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