"Who's worse...?"

December 19th, 2009, 7:40 pm



Edit December 19th, 2009, 7:40 pm

Welcome again, fellas! Once again, I get to show my (negative) opinions about what-the-fuck-ever comes to my mind!

And this week, I believe I'll get some Tokyo Hotel fans to psyche out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen... just like pretty much everyone who has a BRAIN, I plainly hate that band! I mean, should we actually call that a band? It's just a bunch of kids who THINK they know how to make music. And I still have to figure out why in the living mother of FUCK do girls love that Bill guy... I mean, girl... I mean...


Really, the first time I saw him, I thought that was a chick! Then, after some thought, I began to have doubts is my assumption was correct... Then, when I finaly figured out that THING has a dick attached to it, I couldn't avoid to do one of the biggest facepalms of my life! I mean, he looks like A QUEER! Not gay, not a faggot, but a full-blown travestite! And don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homossexuals. More girls for me! XD

However, I just can't understand why there are females who think that Bill Kaulitz (Tokyo Hotel's lead singer [the one in the rant], for those who don't know) is beautiful, and would spread their legs at him, should they have the chance to. Women, WAKE UP! If you like a man who looks like a girl, YOU'RE LESBIANS!!! And THAT's where I draw the line! I mean, I don't mind that there are men dating each other, but women having relationships is just a plain waste! And yes... I'm just kidding with that last sentence. XD

But you're still lesbians, for liking that faggot, though.

Now, that other character, dressed like a nun... As some of you might've guessed, yes, that's ALSO a guy! Fortunately, that one's not real. He (still not used to describing that character as "he"...), who is called Bridget, is a character from the fighting game series "Guilty Gear". If you want more info on that sucker, just look it up. This shit's already too long for me to even bother...

Edit May 21st, 2019, 3:52 pm


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