Edit December 19th, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hey. As you noticed, this rant also marks the beggining of a new ranting sub-category, which will be about anime. Why did I decided to do this, you might ask? Because there are some idiots out there who swallow EVERYTHING Japan tryes to shove down their throats, just because it's anime-styled, and just because the characters look pretty, or what-the-fuck-ever shallow reason they come up with to demonstrate that they like something... If you think a character's pretty, FINE, just don't label the anime as "good" because of it!
And what better way to start, but with one of the MOST fucking idiodic characters I've seen in a long time! No, not Naruto, I'll take care of him later... I'm talking about "L" from Death Note. I must confess, I didn't watch the whole thing. Just saw a couple of episodes, and took a look at sumarized versions of the story. Maybe, IF I HAVE THE FUCKING PACIENCE, I'll look at it, but don't put your money on it, because I didn't feel the slightest interest on watching that. Not just because of L, but the whole thing! I mean, the smartest kid in Japan (Yagami) finds a book that kills people (which was put in the world of humans because some idiot supernatural being was BORED...), and goes crazy because of it... I dunno about you, but I call that "being already crazy". Because let's face it, what would such an intelligent person do? Believe in superstitions? Fuck no! I'm not a "straight As" student, and if I found some stupid book like that, I'd simply ignore the freakin' thing! If he was THAT bored with his life, or something... GET A GAMEBOY, or whatever! I mean, it even comes with INSTRUCTIONS?! Can you get even more CONVENIENT than that?! How about a list of people you can choose from, in case you can't make up your mind?! You know, as free samples?
And about L... Learn how to sit, learn how to hold a fuckin' cellphone, and if you're so rich, GET A FUCKIN' PAIR OF SHOES! And I dunno why Yagami was so worried about him, anyway! Since he ate so many sweets all the time, he'd just have to wait till he died of diabetes, or something! And if you think that he sits like that so he can think better, then your head's just as fucked up as the one who came up with that bullshit... I mean, sitting in a fetal position (kinda looks like it) increases your smartness by 40%?! No, that's NOT what happens! You'll get cramps in your legs, or something, THAT is what fuckin' happens! If they like to pull off stupid theories, I might as well throw my own. On that position, your lungs can't work as well (as they're being squeezed) as normal, meaning there's not enough blood going to your brain. In short, sitting on that position will only make you DUMBER!
And if he needs that to think, then we have one hell of a retard... Anyway, seeya next rant.
Edit July 21st, 2018, 9:45 pm