Edit December 19th, 2009, 8:05 pm
If you've read the last rant's text-wall, you probably noticed this would come in soon enough. And I needed to make a small rant, due to having little time, so... Here's NARUTO, the most PATHETIC excuse of a ninja EVER! I mean, just LOOK at the freakin' thing! You don't need special training to be able to detect that son of a bitch (my apologies to her mother)! A noisy, flashy-colored dressed idiot who runs around claiming that one day, he'll be the best ninja of his village?! Just look at him, he's barely trying! The only good thing about him is that he has a demon inside him, which is the only reason why he can still do anything! Otherwise, he would have even less potential than Rock Lee, who can STILL kick Naruto's sorry ass!
And don't get me wrong, I actually like Lee... And Jiraya, those two rule. But unfortunately, they're not enough to make up for the excessive amount of walking cliches that anime/manga/whatever is filled with. A noisy dumbshit, a dark-ish chicken haired poser who's good at everything, and has a dark goal to accomplish, a chick with no personality who likes the chicken haired, and for who the noisy idiot is in love with, while ON THE OTHER HAND, we have the typical shy girl, who's in love with the noisy asshole (GOD KNOWS WHY!), but after almost 6 years, since the anime started, she had a FUCKLOAD of chances, but she never managed to tell him what she feels! I mean, FUCK, she barely tries to disguise it! Anyone with eyes in their faces can see she loves him, and... you know what? This actually could be used for my next rant! XD
Edit May 28th, 2018, 12:17 am