"On second thought, stay shut..."

December 21st, 2009, 6:00 am



Edit December 20th, 2009, 6:29 pm

First of all, i'd like to credit Cheila (a.k.a. Luna) for suggesting this ranting subject to me.

Why, hello there! WHEW!!! This is it, my first rant made on "Ranter Works"! Moving was a lot easier than expected... Anyway, on with the show!

There's this american chick, who goes by the nickname "Magibon", who posts videos on youtube of her with make-up and some random light tricks, so she can look like a japanese girl. Up to this point, there's really nothing to complain about. The problem lies on what's beyond this point...

SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BESIDES LOOKING AT THE FUCKING SCREEN!!! She sometimes gets to say something, but nothing more than pre-made sentences which you can learn on pretty much any japanese grammar book. In short, an american japanese-wannabe who can't accept her identity.

You're probably wondering what's with those teeth... Well, her fame on youtube is ENOURMOUS, to the point that she was called to show up on a japanese TV show. THAT is when we finaly got to see her true face, as well as the fact that she has a rather "special"-looking set of teeth. Bear in mind, I don't find her true look as ugly, or anything, but let's get something straight:

She has the money to buy an airplane ticket to Japan... but she doesn't have the money to GO TO THE FREAKIN' DENTIST?! Some of you might think her views would drop if she had braces, or some shit, but let's get realistic for a sec: she spends the whole time with her mouth shut, and when she DOES say something, she does her best not to open her mouth much... so, I don't think anyone would notice 'em, anyway.

Long story short: Magibon, if you want to keep that internet fame of your... fix those teeth, and actually start doing SOMETHING on your videos!

Edit May 21st, 2019, 4:13 pm


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