"Pay your bills!"

July 13th, 2010, 8:53 am



Edit July 13th, 2010, 9:09 am

Yup, it's been a while, but I came up with another way to make fun of Final Fantasy 7... Oh, how much I looooooove that game... *coughcoughNOT!coughcough*

Anyway, lemme explain what's this about, for those who never played the game... or for those who aren't smart enough to catch a plothole when they're practically being rubbed on your face: the game starts in Midgard, a town which is being run by Shinra, a power supply company. They provide energy by extracting mako energy from the planet. Mako is, in a manner of speaking, the planet's life source, and using it the way Shinra's using will cause the planet to eventually die.

Shinra treats the people like shit, like the good dictators they are, and due to that, we got AVALANCHE (yes, all caps), a group or rebels that try to fight Shinra's lack of ethics. So far so good, right?

Well, how exactly do they fight Shinra? Why, by blowing up their mako reactors (a.k.a. power plants)!.. I'm gonna go over this again...

... AVALANCHE is trying to fight against those who provide the energy they need to live... by blowing up their city's power plants.

... I'll let you think of all the plotholes and dire consequences such stupidity may lead to, ok?

Edit May 21st, 2019, 4:41 pm


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